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But if that’s your big goal in life, the chance to maybe put a stick in Microsoft’s spokes — well, we’ve come a long way from the days of Sergey and Larry with stars in their eyes, wanting to make the world a better place. If that’s really what gets these guys up in the morning, well, friends, I will pray for your soul. Here at Apple we have better things to do. Like creating new devices that nobody else has ever created before, and restoring a sense of childlike wonder to people’s lives. Or inventing whole new multi-billion-dollar markets that didn’t exist before. You’d rather just ape the Borg. Well, whatever. Godspeed to you, Google.